i’d like to introduce you to my old teddy bear.

 

I thought you might find this amusing…i’d like to introduce you to my old teddy bear. He is over fifty years old at least, and as you can see, he’s lost a bit of fur. If you squeeze his tummy, his mouth opens…Freaky, I know. I painted the inside of his mouth with my mother’s red lipstick when I was little, so that, if you put your finger inside it, it would look as if he’d bitten you, and your finger would come out all red with “blood” ie..lipstick. You can’t see, but his back is full of stitches…I performed an operation on him after his “squeaker”stopped working because I’d given him a bath…I wanted to sort the problem out, but he never made another sound, so I had to sew him back up again.