The Cheese Grater and the Little Brown Jug.. Sounds like the perfect title for the type of children’s stories you used to read in the 50’s.. I haven’t read any children’s books recently. As a child I used to love Edwardian children’s books..usually involving dark tangled forests.. Witches, crones, ancient hags, little straw thatched cottages.. abandoned orphans, and hunters…If the cheese grater and the jug could talk to each other.. I wonder what tale they’d tell?