Happy as a clam! There’s nothing more satisfying on this earth than digging for clams. Actually… Correction.. There’s nothing more satisfying than FINDING the clam you’ve been digging for! Surely this must be one of life’s great metaphors! And let me go even further.. There’s nothing more satisfying than eating the clam that you found after you dug for it! Life is just a Spaghetti Vongole! ps.. Did you know that a collection of clams in the sand is known as a "bed"? Well you know it now people! Follow me! Just follow me!